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As a parent, you have many fantastic chances to invest powerfully in your little one’s life with a simple date. Taking your child on a date in early childhood plays a major role in child training. Early childhood is the perfect time to start parent-child dates with your toddler. Taking your child on a date during the toddler years is so time well spent for parent and child. 

We have seen this a lot in towns such as Windhoek; single moms taking their kids on a date. Like most women would do, a certain lady and her 7-year-old son were eating in a restaurant around Windhoek. 

In a moment of playfulness, the boy swallows a coin and chokes. The mother tries slapping his back, rubbing his neck, shaking him hard and everything she could think of, without success. The boy begins to turn blue. The desperate mother starts screaming for help. A man gets up from a nearby table, and with astonishing tranquility, without saying a word, lowers the boy’s pants and squeezes his testicles. 

The boy yells and spits out the coin. The gentleman with the same tranquility returns to his table without a word. Soon, the mother calms down and approaches the gentleman to thank him for saving her son’s life. She asks, “Sir, are you a doctor?”

“No, ma’am,” comes the reply. “I’m an Assistant Commissioner of Income Tax”

“We are trained to squeeze everyone’s balls to make them cough up the last penny.”

Reminder to file and confirm your tax returns. Visit https://www.itas.mof.na/download/cat-10000.do for more information. 

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